Gulf, Levantine or Egyptian. Your dialect, not the news.
“كيف حالكم يا جماعة”you said شلونكم
Arabic is written in one form and spoken in many. A model trained on news and print hears your Gulf, Levantine or Egyptian and returns Modern Standard Arabic, because that's all it has ever read, and on a comedy sketch the register is the joke. Kalakar transcribes what you said, and the English brand name, the Urdu aside and the Malayalam word for the dish ride along as spoken.




